When subtle hints, sweet talking and good behaviour just aren’t going to cut it, bring out the big guns. Bubbles, chocolate, earrings and a gorgeous plant — shameless? Absolutely. Effective? We like your chances.

• 1 × Medium Lazarus Potted Plant
• 1 × Vasse Felix Idée Fixe
• 1 × River Flow Creations Handcrafted Earrings
• 1 × Bahen & Co Chocolate

Whatever you did… this should help.

*River Flow Creations earrings are individually handmade, so styles may vary depending on availability.